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bradley headstone - drawn to any world cup disgrace

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Posted: June 22nd 2010
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Adulterer/amateur artist rolls the ball out to Petty thief who in turn plays the ball square to Infantile scally (+nefarious family). Another square ball finds thuggish sex pest (+criminal family) who keeps it moving to Crass adulterous prima donna.

Not much progress as Dis-loyal money grabber picks the ball up and finds Pointless pint sized runner on the wing, his aimless cross rebounds to Chunky amateur porn star love rat public schoolboy who ponces around a bit before letting Amateur DJ linked to the scouse mafia with shockingly low forehead try to make some headway.

Slow progress I’m afraid as Biscuit faced bad-tempered pervert comes deep and pings the ball long towards Goal shy love rat and one man population explosion (thus proving that sometimes he does shoot and score)...but the ball rebounds out of play.

Another woeful passage of play comes to an end.

Answer...Obvious really, England couldn’t possibly hold possession for that length of time!

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